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June 6, 2026
(Updated July 9, 2026)
Here I've collected lists of short and thick dildos that are very girthy for the insertable length! Curating this list started from my personal preference at the time as something of a running wish list, looking for very thick dildos around 8-9" circumference that were 6-7" insertable length or less to avoid going into depth play. (Many of these do have smaller size options though, that aren't quite this thick!)
Based on this criteria, I've set a girth/length ratio of: (max circumference) / (insertable length) ≥ 1.3 for dildos to make this list. Based off size options with ~8" max circumference, as the ratios can slightly vary per size. During my perusing this seemed to be fair criteria that captures a good number of dildos without encompassing far far too many!
For this list I only considered single shaft models, and no models listed by the makers as plugs (or very obviously intended for use as plugs). I've still included some short and thick swell style dildos that may be borderline like plugs. Purely geometric shapes that don't have realistic or fantasy creature inspired features have been excluded for now, but if there's interest in adding those I can include them later as a separate category!
Currently the dildo categories are separated into:
Realistic dildos - realistic(ish) shapes that don't have skin tone options are in the fantasy category instead
Fantasy dildos
Knotted fantasy dildos - based on max knot circumference compared to insertable length
The default order of the lists are alphabetically by Maker, then the models within each Maker by largest girth/length ratio. Opening the google sheet in a new tab, you can change the sorting of the list by clicking in the dropdown on the column letter. For example, Column C you can sort girth/length ratio A-Z (ascending order with smallest first) or Z-A (descending order with largest first). If on mobile "Request Desktop Site" for the google sheet then hold down on the column letter to get the sorting option.
Makers in the list (>30 so far): All Night Toys, Bad Dragon, Bat Bites Art, Colorful Cook, Fantasy Grove, Faux Phallus, Fiery Faerie Toys (closing down), Hankey's Toys, Happy Hole Toys, Hodge Podge Entourage, Kudu Voodoo, Love Smiths, Lust Arts, Lycantasy, Midnight Menagerie, Naughty Fox (closed), Neotori, Odyssey Toys, Paladin Pleasure Sculptors, Phoenixflame Creations, Phreak, Pleasure Forge, Strange Bedfellas, Stream's Toys, SquarePegToys, Top Notch Dongs, Topped Toys, Twilight Meadow Creations, Twin Tail Creations, Twisted Beast, Uberrime, Wandering Bard Toys, Weredog, Wyvern's Vault
Other great makers I've checked (so far) that did not have models short and thick enough to make the list: Ambush Toys, Darque Path, Godemiche, OwOtoyz, Xenocat Artifacts
A few interesting findings: The makers with the highest percentage of short and thick dildos compared to their total number of dildo models were Bat Bites Art at 44% (7 out of 16) and Phreak at 39% (7 out of 18).
Bad Dragon almost didn't have any (non-legacy) knotted fantasy dildos to make the list until they released Wrangler (June 12, 2026) partway through my initial updates of the lists! Whereas Twin Tail Creations only had knotted models that made the list.
All product images utilized in this list are copyrighted and owned by the individual makers. These images are used here for informative purposes, to give you a snapshot of each dildo's appearance.
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