Short and Thick Dildos

June 6, 2026

(Updated June 6, 2026)

Here I've collected lists of short and thick dildos that are very girthy for the insertable length! Curating this list started mainly from my personal preference at the time and as something of a running wish list, looking for very thick dildos around 8-9" circumference that are 6-7" insertable length or less to avoid going into depth play.

Based on this criteria, I've set a girth/length ratio of: (max circumference) / (insertable length) ≥ 1.3 for dildos to be added to this list. Based off size options with ~8" max circumference (or average if options at 7" or 9" circumference, or closest size offered) as the ratios can slightly vary per size. During my initial perusing this seemed to be a fair criteria that captures a good number of dildos without encompassing far far too many options!

For this list I only considered single shaft models, and no models listed by the makers as plugs (or very obviously intended for use as plugs). I've still included some short and thick swell style of dildos that may be borderline like plugs. Purely geometric and abstract shapes that don't have any realistic or fantasy creature inspired features have been exluded for now, but if there's a lot of interest in adding those I can include them later as a separate category.

Currently the dildo categories are separated into:

1. Realistic dildos - realistic(ish) shapes that don't have skin tone options are in the fantasy category instead

2. (in progress) Fantasy dildos

3. (in progress) Knotted fantasy dildos - based on max knot circumference compared to insertable length

All product images utilized in this list are copyrighted and owned by the individual makers. These images are used here for informative purposes, to give you a snapshot of each dildo's appearance.

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