The doctor is in (you)!
June 23, 2025
(Updated May 11, 2026)
If you're looking for a thick and long dildo the Love Doctor will fill that criteria by filling you! Plus lovely gyrating bead stimulation on top of that. While it didn't give that thrusting kind of sensation I was hoping for, the gyrating/rimming sensation was still great as long as you go in with those expectations. With a remote control that adds extra functionality is always a nice addition for a toy with mechanical features.
Pros: Unique gyrating beads.
Remote gives more control and to pause or separately use functions.
Neutral: Did not quite feel thrusting sensation from beads.
Cons: Suction cup not super strong.
Verdict: Recommended if the large size is suitable (for a firm dildo) and know it is more of a gyrating or rimming sensation with the moving beads rather than a faux-thrusting sensation.
Dimensions: Total length of 9"
2" shaft diameter (6" circumference)
Modes: Standard vibration, plus separate moving/gyrating beads
Material: Silicone
Splashproof
The Love Doctor is no tiny doctor, so I warmed up with smaller toys first to prepare myself for his girth. He also has no shortage of length at 9.5 inches (which I knew I wouldn't be able to take all of). Then, I mounted him on a metal dish with the suction cup, before mounting on top of him myself! I started riding him with no functions turned on and boy was he thick and long, very filling if one were to use as just a basic dildo. But this doctor has more up his sleeves than just size, also vibrations and of course the main feature, the gyrating beads! I turned on just the vibrations first and while these could go to relatively high intensities, the vibration was just concentrated in the tip and since the dildo is not curved it did not do much for me. Next, onto the main feature, the gyrating beads. I first sat on him just letting the beads go to work on me, wasn't quite a thrusting sensation for me but closer to rimming toys I felt. So, I added some manual thrusting by riding him up and down. Riding the Love Doctors thick, long shaft while the beads were massaging my insides didn’t take long for me to finish.
After using the Love Doctor more, I still didn't get that thrusting sensation I was hoping for. Still felt more similar to rimming toys in my opinion. I also couldn't take his full length, only about 5-6 inches deep so maybe if one can take more of the length the beads might give more thrusting sensation. But not a bad thing as the massaging/gyrating/rimming sensation of the beads definitely adds some more intense pleasure over a regular dildo!
Overall, the Love Doctor is firm and rigid with some light vein texturing, but the silicone has a slight amount of squish compared to most vibrators/vibrating dildos that have almost zero squish.
There is a button on the base of the shaft that controls just the gyrating beads, but the remote adds much more control. It can turn on and off the vibrations, turn the gyrating beads on and off, using these functions separately or at the same time! And I always appreciate when the functions can be turned off/paused without having to turn the toy entirely off then back on.
I like that the suction cup is subtle, smoothly added to the base of the shaft rather than the more protruding suction cups. However, while the suction was usually strong enough, it would come detached from the mounting surface if riding the Love Doctor at more of an angle rather than straight up.
As mentioned the vibration alone is concentrated in the tip and can get moderately intense. But the Love Doctor really shines with the more unique gyrating beads along the shaft. I marked these as more intense as it definitely gives more pleasure! Range of modes from fast to slow gyrations and different patterns with intermittent movement.
The mailer was discreet as always, but the box of the Love Doctor itself is not discreet showing a realistic colored version of the Love Doctor dildo! But don't be alarmed if you wanted a non-realistic colored one like me, the whole toy is the hot pink silicone.
Inside the box is the dildo itself, remote control (with battery included), product manual, and charging cord (magnetic nubs).
Disclaimer: This toy was provided in exchange for my honest review and contains affiliate links.