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Review of Mr. Hankey’s Toys Topher Michels Dildo
Review of Mr. Hankey’s Toys Topher Michels Dildo
Get more bang for the girth as you live out your fantasies with an adult star!
July 6, 2026
Summary
Summary
The Topher Michels dildo is a fantastic ride as he does have many of my favorite realistic dildo features in one model! The pleasurable mixture of a prostate (or G-spot) milking tip with his pronounced coronal ridge, nice shaft curve for targeting the spot, and wider shaft providing an extra stretching sensation for the girth. The realistic detail in the sculpt is also great (as it is replicating Topher Michels own member), with the fully sculpted balls providing an additional touch of realism. His shaft has mostly light texturing of veins and a matte skin-like finish, the most prominent being his ridged head and highly textured balls for an optional grind!
The Topher Michels dildo is highly recommended if you’re looking for:
- A thick dildo for the length (with more side-to-side shaft thickness, making him feel even girthier)
- Very realistic dildo sculpt (and color if opting for a skin tone color choice), as it is a replica of adult star Topher Michels!
- Curved shaft and ridged head for P/G-spot targeting
- Overall light skin and vein texture, except the ridged head being a little more intense
Specifications
Specifications
Dimensions, inches (from Mr. Hankey’s Toys site):
Firmness/Material: Choice between 4 firmness levels (5 including custom packer soft), platinum-cured silicone.
Vac-U-Hole can be added to any of the sizes.
This review is based on my Topher Michels of Medium size, Med Firm firmness, in a marble of Gunmetal Gray and Purple colors.
My measured dimensions match pretty closely with the current listed dimensions, except for the overall length as I have a previous version of Topher with a taller base (which added ~0.75” of total length). As with other models, the first listed dimension is near the rim of the head, but the tip starts a little smaller at ~5.25” circumference. The coronal ridge of the head itself is a little over 7” circumference, then thickening down the shaft to 8” circumference most of the way until finally reaching the maximum girth of 8.5” closer to the base.
Now I say Topher Michels gives more “bang for the girth” as his shaft is a noticeably oval cross-section that is nice and wide, opening up your hole more side-to-side than the easier to take “vertical” girth! The pictures really don’t do it justice, the significance that is felt in his wider shaft when in hand (or in hole!). Measuring midway down the shaft he is ~2.75” x 2.25”. To take Topher more easily, one could always start with him sideways.
Experience
Experience
If you’re familiar with my reviews, you may know this section can get slightly lewd! If you’d rather pick back up with the more technical review, feel free to skip to the next section.
Topher is a fantastic ride on his own with his curve, prostate milking tip, and stretching girth, more than capable of making my knees weak. But one of my favorite ways to use him is actually as a “finisher”! I really enjoy using highly textured dildos like Hankey’s Hentai dildo (middle) or Bad Dragon’s Slater (left) for what I call their hole sensitizing capability, where all that intense texture going in and out of my hole leaves my entrance feeling much more sensitive. The heavy textures can start to get overstimulating after a while and that’s where I love bringing Topher in to finish me off!
Using Topher next offers a bit of reprieve from the intense texture. With my hole entrance even more receptive to his thick shaft as he slides in me, combined with his curve and head milking my prostate (or the bulge on his underside milking me if I’m in doggy or reverse cowboy position), it doesn’t take too long for him to milk me to an explosive completion!
Appearance/Shape
Appearance/Shape
The overall appearance of the Topher Michels dildo is, well, very realistic which isn’t much of a surprise being a replica dildo of Topher Michels. The immediately noticeable features are the pronounced coronal ridge of the head and the curved shaft. Both these work great together to target and massage the P/G-spot! I would say the pronounced ridge is moderately intense and strikes a balance between good stimulation while still being approachable (versus Hankey’s Peak Prostate dildo on the more extreme end with a very pronounced ridge, that may not be for everyone).
The fully sculpted balls (including the backside of the balls, rather than a flat backside) are one of the next noticeable features, which bring additional realism to the overall sculpt. I talk more about the balls in the base design section.
To a less noticeable but much appreciated feature, the somewhat bulged underside of Topher’s shaft. It’s not obvious when looking at him, but definitely noticed in use! This bulge helps ensure Topher can rub the P/G-spot in almost any position, like in doggy or reverse cowboy/cowgirl where the ridged head is not hitting the spot.
The standard color marbling option from Hankey’s will give you a pretty swirl of the chosen colors (gunmetal gray and purple here). It will be unique in each pour, in this one there was more gunmetal gray throughout the shaft with more concentration of purple towards the tip and the base of Topher. I found the purple interesting as it is relatively dark and almost looks black in dim light, but in brighter light you really see the purple come through! Hankey’s are also typically happy to do more specific color combinations, pours, splits, etc. if you contact them on a custom order.
Texture
Texture
The texture of Topher Michels overall is pretty light and mild, with some vein texturing throughout the shaft and a matte finish giving light skin texturing. The most intense part of the sculpt texture wise is the coronal ridge of Topher’s tip, which is more on the moderately intense side of things! The wrinkles/skin fold texture on the balls also provides a nice option as a grinding texture when balls deep on Topher.
Base Design
Base Design
The base of Topher Michels has fully round, sculpted balls which I love! (Compared to a flat backside or combined with the flat bottom as with many other sculpts, even many of Hankey’s Toys other realistic dildos) I also like how the balls are set more forward and free-hanging, this adds an immersive feeling when riding or being pounded “balls-deep” with Topher! In medium-firm the balls don’t swing at all, but I imagine they may get a little bit of a swing in softer firmness. Or going for more extreme swinging with Hankey’s Remove-O-Balls is also an option with many dildos.
The base on the older version of Topher I have is quite tall, which has pros and cons. Can be helpful to add more height to him for riding, but can add unnecessary weight and length for thrusting by hand or pegging. However, the current version has this extra base height removed so should not be any issue.
The other side of the base has Mr. Hankey’s Toys website inscribed, as well as Topher Michels social handle “@TopherMichelsX”. I like that the inscription is small on this model, making it more subtle.
Cleaning
Cleaning
Overall Topher is straightforward to clean, just requiring a little more attention in some of the grooved areas like where the balls meet the shaft and the wrinkles/skin folds in the balls.
As with all high quality silicone toys, simply soap and water is sufficient for cleaning. If you want a deep clean or sanitize you can boil in water OR soak in a dilute bleach solution
Where to Buy
Where to Buy
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